Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
4421

I swam to the shore at a frantic pace
Dirt and sand all over my face
My boots were undone

4422

I swam to the shore at a frantic pace
Dirt and sand all over my face
My boots were undone
And it wasnā€™t much fun

4423

I swam to the shore at a frantic pace
Dirt and sand all over my face
My boots were undone
And it wasnā€™t much fun
to discover I was in a race!

As we crossed the finishing line

4424

As we crossed the finishing line
I went and lost the trousers of mine

4425

As we crossed the finishing line
I went and lost the trousers of mine
So with everything on show

4426

As we crossed the finishing line
I went and lost the trousers of mine
So with everything on show
And my face all aglow

4427

As we crossed the finishing line
I went and lost the trousers of mine
So with everything on show
And my face all aglow
I needed a glass of wine

Everyone started to laugh

4428

Everyone started to laugh
And someone threw me their scarf

4429

Everyone started to laugh
And someone threw me their scarf
I covered my bits

4430

Everyone started to laugh
And someone threw me their scarf
I covered my bits
And folks were in fits

4431

Everyone started to laugh
And someone threw me their scarf
I covered my bits
And folks were in fits
For it only covered my top half.

So I stood there freezing to death

4432

So I stood there freezing to death
Then someone stepped forward, called Beth

4433

So I stood there freezing to death
So cold I couldnā€™t get my breath

4434

Do get a grip, man, Iā€™ve just done that bit.:wink:

4435

Mineā€™s better :019:

So I stood there freezing to death
Then someone stepped forward, called Beth
She threw me a shirt

4436

So I stood there freezing to death
Then someone stepped forward, called Beth
She threw me a shirt
that didnā€™t match my skirt

4437

So I stood there freezing to death
Then someone stepped forward, called Beth
She threw me a shirt
that didnā€™t match my skirt
Then I heard a laugh, and saw Seth.

While feeding the birds one day

4438

While feeding the birds one day
I saw all my herbs were in disarray

4439

While feeding the birds one day
I saw all my herbs were in disarray
So I decided I would, without delay

4440

Not sure of that one Barry? :confused: