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Grow old gracefully say I
When you look in the mirror - don’t sigh
As everything goes South
Like from York to Exmouth

4402

Grow old gracefully say I
When you look in the mirror - don’t sigh
As everything goes South
Like from York to Exmouth
And our youth has long gone by.

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy

4403

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of ‘Teds’ became quite lippy.

4404

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of ‘Teds’ became quite lippy
Till a young lady came in

4405

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of ‘Teds’ became quite lippy
Till a young lady came in
That quietened the din

4406

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of ‘Teds’ became quite lippy
Till a young lady came in
That quietened the din
As she winked at a big tall hippy.

He offered her some mushy peas

4407

He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese

4408

He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
She went weak at the knees

4409

[quote=“Mups, post: 2023288”]
He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
/QUOTE]

Sorry, I messed that up. :blush:

He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
So she smiled and said

4410

He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
So she smiled and said
“Don’t I look that well fed?”

4411

He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
So she smiled and said
“Don’t I look that well fed?”
But I’ll have that gherkin please.

While looking round B & Q

4412

While looking round B&Q
I had a sudden urge to use the loo

4413

While looking round B&Q
I had a sudden urge to use the loo
But the bog was locked

4414

While looking round B&Q
I had a sudden urge to use the loo
But the bog was locked
for the crapper was blocked

4415

While looking round B&Q
I had a sudden urge to use the loo
But the bog was locked
for the crapper was blocked
So I didn’t know what to do!

So I went outside by the wood

4416

So I went outside by the wood
Clearly up to no good

4417

So I went outside by the wood
Clearly up to no good
As I looked for a quiet spot

4418

So I went outside by the wood
Clearly up to no good
As I looked for a quiet spot
Somewhere to allot

4419

So I went outside by the wood
Clearly up to no good
As I looked for a quiet spot
Somewhere to allot
When I was washed away in a flood.

I swam to the shore at a frantic pace

4420

I swam to the shore at a frantic pace
Dirt and sand all over my face