When Tabs entered ‘Dancing on Ice’
Her partner was handsome and nice
Except that he couldn’t skate
When Tabs entered ‘Dancing on Ice’
Her partner was handsome and nice
Except that he couldn’t skate
And Tabs was 'one over the eight"
but no-one realised their plight.
Then Dongles and Judd joined the game
Then Dongles and Judd joined the game
They put everyone else to shame
Then Dongles and Judd joined the game
They put everyone else to shame
But their cockiness didn’t last
Then Dongles and Judd joined the game
They put everyone else to shame
But their cockiness didn’t last
they both fell on their a**e
and were never the same again!
Tabby just stole the last line
Tabby just stole the last line
And worded it perfectly fine
Tabby just stole the last line
And worded it perfectly fine
But she should take care
Tabby just stole the last line
And worded it perfectly fine
But she should take care
Incase Judd sets a snare
Tabby just stole the last line
And worded it perfectly fine
But she should take care
Incase Judd’s set a snare
Which he would surely do, given time.
But time isn’t on our side
But time isn’t on our side
Though we try to take it in our stride
But time isn’t on our side
Even though the snare was tied
It’s a trap - there’s two of them!!
But time isn’t on our side
Though we try to take it in our stride
but the time goblins lurk
But time isn’t on our side
Even though the snare was tied
now she’s weeping with pain
- It’s that Judd messing things up, Tabs.
But time isn’t on our side
Though we try to take it in our stride
but the time goblins lurk
And wrinkles go berserk
But time isn’t on our side
Though we try to take it in our stride
but the time goblins lurk
And wrinkles go berserk
And your hair ends up being dyed
Grow old gracefully say I
Grow old gracefully say I
When you look in the mirror - don’t sigh
Grow old gracefully say I
When you look in the mirror - don’t sigh
As everything goes South