Limericks. (New)

Barry · 15 January 2021 14:04

In court, they were dressed in red feathers
Complete with Scottish white heathers
But they held their heads high

Longdogs · 15 January 2021 15:11

In court, they were dressed in red feathers
Complete with Scottish white heathers
But they held their heads high
And with no word of a lie

Mups · 15 January 2021 16:03

In court, they were dressed in red feathers
Complete with Scottish white heathers
But they held their heads high
And with no word of a lie
And got carted off in bad weather.

With more snow forecast tonight

Barry · 15 January 2021 16:30

With more snow forecast tonight
We’ll need to button up tight

paula · 15 January 2021 17:17

With more snow forecast tonight
We’ll need to button up tight
or sit by an open fire

SilverTabby · 15 January 2021 17:31

With more snow forecast tonight
We’ll need to button up tight
or sit by an open fire
with Martin Shaw - my desire

Mups · 15 January 2021 18:50

With more snow forecast tonight
We’ll need to button up tight
or sit by an open fire
with Martin Shaw - my desire
Would be an absolute delight.

Bert had some fishcakes for tea

Barry · 15 January 2021 19:10

Bert had some fishcakes for tea
But didn’t do enough for you or me

SilverTabby · 15 January 2021 21:53

Bert had some fishcakes for tea
But didn’t do enough for you or me
he cremated some chips

Mups · 15 January 2021 22:18

Bert had some fishcakes for tea
But didn’t do enough for you or me
he cremated some chips
Which burnt my lips

SilverTabby · 16 January 2021 07:17

Bert had some fishcakes for tea
But didn’t do enough for you or me
he cremated some chips
Which burnt my lips
and made me feel very angry.

So I whacked him with the frying pan

Barry · 16 January 2021 07:37

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can

Mups · 16 January 2021 10:49

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Bert stood holding his head

Barry · 16 January 2021 14:29

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Bert stood holding his head
And wishing he’d stayed in bed

Mups · 16 January 2021 15:24

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Bert stood holding his head
And wishing he’d stayed in bed
Then went for a coffee with Stan.

When Dot’s dog cuddled up on her lap

Judd · 16 January 2021 22:13

When Dot’s dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap

Mups · 17 January 2021 16:38

When Dot’s dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
They both fell asleep

Barry · 17 January 2021 16:44

When Dot’s dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
They both fell asleep
And dreamt of some sheep

Longdogs · 17 January 2021 19:48

When Dot’s dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
They both fell asleep
And dreamt of some sheep
And both of them gave the odd ‘Yap’

When Tabs entered ‘Dancing on ice’

Mups · 17 January 2021 20:59

When Tabs entered ‘Dancing on Ice’
Her partner was handsome and nice