Limericks. (New)

I raise a glass to you all this night
And I hope your New Year is filled with light
It can’t be worse than the last

I raise a glass to you all this night
And I hope your New Year is filled with light
It can’t be worse than the last,
having to deal with the covid blast!

I raise a glass to you all this night
And I hope your New Year is filled with light
It can’t be worse than the last,
Having to deal with the covid blast!
I think perhaps you’re right.

Tomorrow we’ll be free!

Tomorrow we’ll be free!
From eurofilth? Yipee!

Tomorrow we’ll be free!
From eurofilth? Yipee!
No more Tusk and Junker

Tomorrow we’ll be free!
From eurofilth? Yipee!
No more Tusk and Junker
They’ve gone back to their bunker

Tomorrow we’ll be free!
From eurofilth? Yipee!
No more Tusk and Junker
They’ve gone back to their bunker
So I’ll invite Boris Johnson to tea.

We’ll have tea, scones, jam and cream

We’ll have tea, scones, jam and cream
With savoury pastries, what a dream

We’ll have tea, scones, jam and cream
With savoury pastries, what a dream
And perhaps a crumpet or two

We’ll have tea, scones, jam and cream
With savoury pastries, what a dream
And perhaps a crumpet or two
with cheese that is blue

We’ll have tea, scones, jam and cream
With savoury pastries, what a dream
And perhaps a crumpet or two
with cheese that is blue
Or perhaps some cheese that is green?

It is just starting to snow

It is just starting to snow
And I’ve banged my big toe

It is just starting to snow
And I’ve banged my big toe
The sky is all grey

It is just starting to snow
And I’ve banged my big toe
The sky is all grey
And set in for the day

It is just starting to snow
And I’ve banged my big toe
The sky is all grey
And set in for the day
grab a toboggan and away we go!

An eerie light shone at Dongles cave

An eerie light shone at Dongles cave
A sure sign he’d misbehave

An eerie light shone at Dongles cave
A sure sign he’d misbehave
But what was he up to

An eerie light shone at Dongles cave
A sure sign he’d misbehave
But what was he up to
I’ll give you a clue

An eerie light shone at Dongles cave
A sure sign he’d misbehave
But what was he up to
I’ll give you a clue
Plans to hold an illegal rave! :lol:

On a cold, wet winters day

On a cold, wet winters day
I dreamed of the days to come in May