While watching catch-up TV
I fancied a hot cup of Tea
So I put the tv on pause
While watching catch-up TV
I fancied a hot cup of Tea
So I put the tv on pause,
locked all windows and doors
While watching catch-up TV
I fancied a hot cup of Tea
So I put the tv on pause,
locked all windows and doors
And sat by the Christmas tree.
Why are adverts always the same
Why are TV adverts always the same
With the ridiculous things they claim
Why are TV adverts always the same
With the ridiculous things they claim
Itās to make you buy things you donāt need
Why are TV adverts always the same
With the ridiculous things that they claim
Itās to make you buy things you donāt need
And manufacturers greed
Why are TV adverts always the same
With the ridiculous things that they claim
Itās to make you buy things you donāt need
And manufacturers greed
And they give jobs for the BAME
Am sat down with a nice glass of port
Am sat down with a nice glass of port
and a few nice cheeses to sort
Am sat down with a nice glass of port
and a few nice cheeses to sort
With a nice cheddar cheese
Am sat down with a nice glass of port
and a few nice cheeses to sort
With a nice cheddar cheese
To enjoy as I please
Am sat down with a nice glass of port
and a few nice cheeses to sort
With a nice cheddar cheese
To enjoy as I please
not as others may think that I ought!
From LTP Iāve been formally evicted,
From LTP Iāve been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
From LTP Iāve been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
Just ignore them my girl
From LTP Iāve been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
Just ignore them my girl
And give us a whirl
From LTP Iāve been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
Just ignore them my girl
And give us a whirl
And then we can get them convicted. 
I wonder what makes men snore
I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. Iāve never heard one before
I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. Iāve never heard one before
Donāt women do it too?
I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. Iāve never heard one before
Donāt women do it too?
Yes, Iām sure that they do
I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. Iāve never heard one before
Donāt women do it too?
Yes, Iām sure that they do
But a manās is more like a roar. 
I raise a glass to you all this night
I raise a glass to you all this night
And I hope your New Year is filled with light