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For Shaun was the man next door
Hurt his leg and said it felt sore
To A&E he did go

4202

For Shaun was the man next door
Hurt his leg and said it felt sore
To A&E he did go
and told his tale of woe

4203

For Shaun was the man next door
Hurt his leg and said it felt sore
To A&E he did go
and told his tale of woe
Where they poked it, and made him roar.

So they wheeled him off on a trolley

4204

So they wheeled him off on a trolley
To try and repair his act of folly

4205

So they wheeled him off on a trolley
To try and repair his act of folly
But before they got there

4206

So they wheeled him off on a trolley
To try and repair his act of folly
But before they got there
He muttered a prayer

4207

So they wheeled him off on a trolley
To try and repair his act of folly
But before they got there
He muttered a prayer
Which made him then feel rather jolly.

Beware storm Bella, she’s on her way

4208

Beware storm Bella, she’s on her way
All night long, and into next day

4209

Beware storm Bella, she’s on her way
All night long, and into next day,
she’s already hit here

4210

Beware storm Bella, she’s on her way
All night long, and into next day,
she’s already hit here
Nearly blew off my ear

4211

Beware storm Bella, she’s on her way
All night long, and into next day,
she’s already hit here
Nearly blew off my ear
Next they snow’s on the way!

Fred was sitting there watching tv

4212

Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee

4213

Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee
Then a knock on the door

4214

Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee
Then a knock on the door
As his tray hit the floor

4215

Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee
Then a knock on the door
As his tray hit the floor
And Fred wondered “Who can that be?”

“Who stands without?” Fred called

4216

“Who stands without?” Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled

4217

“Who stands without?” Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled
for it was Judd without knickers

4218

“Who stands without?” Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled
for it was Judd without knickers
And eating a Snickers

4219

Who stands without?" Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled
for it was Judd without knickers
And eating a Snickers
Because his van had just stalled

While watching catch-up TV

4220

While watching catch-up TV
I fancied a hot cup of Tea