I’ve never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon
So if I was made to choose
Salmon would lose
I’ve never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon
So if I was made to choose
Salmon would lose
And we would eat the gammon with abandon
I’ll have a beer, I prefer it to wine
or maybe a cold lager and lime
I’ll have a beer, I prefer it to wine
or maybe a cold lager and lime
Then I’ll sprawl in my chair
I’ll have a beer, I prefer it to wine
or maybe a cold lager and lime
Then I’ll sprawl in my chair
And let down my hair
and watch DVDs all the time
Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth
Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth
They were bound for Perranporth
Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth
They were bound for Perranporth
For a dirty weekend
along with a friend
Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth
They were bound for Perranporth
For a dirty weekend
along with a friend
It was such a long way from up North.
The roads are all flooding tonight
and turning to ice - quite a sight
The roads are all flooding tonight
and turning to ice - quite a sight
The Gritters came out
The roads are all flooding tonight
and turning to ice - quite a sight
The Gritters came out
Grit flew from the spout
The roads are all flooding tonight
and turning to ice - quite a sight
The Gritters came out
Grit flew from the spout
and gave the Ice Queen a real fright!
In the darkness just before dawn
In the darkness just before dawn
I awoke, with an almighty yawn
In the darkness just before dawn
I awoke, with an almighty yawn
I looked at my clock
In the darkness just before dawn
I awoke, with an almighty yawn
I looked at my clock
as I reached for my socks
In the darkness just before dawn
I awoke, with an almighty yawn
I looked at my clock
as I reached for my socks
Then sat there, and thought about Shaun.
For Shaun was the man next door
For Shaun was the man next door
Hurt his leg and said it felt sore