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Fred and his wife were having a tiff
So she gave him a shove - right over a cliff
But Superman just happened to be flying by
Just as he thought his end was nigh
He was saved but still scared stiff.

Through his telescope Alf watched a boat

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Through his telescope Alf watched a boat
Hoping that it wouldn’t float

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as it was full of ill eagles

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Through his telescope Alf watched a boat
Hoping that it wouldn’t float
As it was full of ill eagles
And other things evil

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Through his telescope Alf watched a boat
Hoping that it wouldn’t float
As it was full of ill eagles
And other things evil
And the skipper was waving a Stoat.

All presents are wrapped and ready

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All presents are wrapped and ready
With everyone taking it steady

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All presents are wrapped and ready
With everyone taking it steady
Just a few days to go

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:lol::lol::lol: that made me laugh.

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All presents are wrapped and ready
With everyone taking it steady
Just a few days to go
with the words of Bo Jo

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All presents are wrapped and ready
With everyone taking it steady
Just a few days to go
with the words of Bo Jo
Now I’m orf to bed with my teddy.

My dog’s got spots on her tummy

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My dog’s got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?

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My dog’s got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?
Must be time for a walk

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My dog’s got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?
Must be time for a walk
Or maybe a little talk?

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My dog’s got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?
Must be time for a walk
Or maybe a little talk?
Then I’d feel a good Mummy.

There were queues outside M & S

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There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress

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There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress
What’s for dinner tonight?

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There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress
What’s for dinner tonight?
Will I be filled with delight

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There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress
What’s for dinner tonight?
Will I be filled with delight
Sure to be with coq au vin and Eton Mess

I’ve never much liked smoked salmon

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I’ve never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon

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I’ve never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon
So if I was made to choose