So Santa was missing a deer
And pondered what to do, over a beer
A trip to the zoo he thought
“I’ll catch a deer, and once it’s caught”
I will keep it until the New Year.
So off he went with his lasso
So off he went with his lasso
Stalking a deer (as you do)
So off he went with his lasso
Stalking a deer (as you do)
Then a huge Stag he did spy
So off he went with his lasso
Stalking a deer (as you do)
Then a huge Stag he did spy
And thought, “I’ll bet that baby can fly”
So off he went with his lasso
Stalking a deer (as you do)
Then a huge Stag he did spy
And thought, “I’ll bet that baby can fly”
I’ll have him, and call him Hugh.
Christmas Eve was cold and deep snow
Christmas Eve was cold and deep snow
In fact, it was twenty below
Christmas Eve was cold and deep snow
In fact, it was twenty below
Tee-Shirt weather for us up north
Christmas Eve was cold and deep snow
In fact, it was twenty below
Tee-Shirt weather for us up north
With pink furry slippers thenceforth
Christmas Eve was cold and deep snow
In fact, it was twenty below
Tee-Shirt weather for us up north
With pink furry slippers thenceforth
Which gives a soul a warm all over glow.
We can’t meet inside, so shall we take a walk?
We can’t meet inside, so shall we take a walk?
Go to the woods, we might see a Hawk
We can’t meet inside, so shall we take a walk?
Go to the woods, we might see a Hawk
And a rabbit, a squirrel, a robin too
We can’t meet inside, so shall we take a walk?
Go to the woods, we might see a Hawk
And a rabbit, a squirrel, a robin too
It’ll do me good - what about you
We can’t meet inside, so shall we take a walk?
Go to the woods, we might see a Hawk
And a rabbit, a squirrel, a robin too
It’ll do me good - what about you
Okay, as long as you don’t talk
The path through the woods was gloomy and dark
The path through the woods was gloomy and dark
I was beginning to wish we’d gone to the park
The path through the woods was gloomy and dark
I was beginning to wish we’d gone to the park
Then, at last, a light through the trees
The path through the woods was gloomy and dark
I was beginning to wish we’d gone to the park
Then, at last, a light through the trees
But by then it was starting to freeze
The path through the woods was gloomy and dark
I was beginning to wish we’d gone to the park
Then, at last, a light through the trees
But by then it was starting to freeze
So I thought “I’m off home, bugger this for a lark”
Fred and his wife were having a tiff
Fred and his wife were having a tiff
So she gave him a shove - right over a cliff
Fred and his wife were having a tiff
So she gave him a shove - right over a cliff
But Superman just happened to be flying by
Fred and his wife were having a tiff
So she gave him a shove - right over a cliff
But Superman just happened to be flying by
Just as he thought his end was nigh