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Bertha was known for soft kisses
But without her teeth, it was just hisses
So to overcome that
She sat on the mat
And Bert said “Get up Missus.”

Eleven days till the big day

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Eleven days till the big day
Which won’t be the same, come what may

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Eleven days till the big day
Which won’t be the same, come what may
With Santa wearing his PPE mask

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Eleven days till the big day
Which won’t be the same, come what may
With Santa wearing his PPE mask
And as for Rudolph, don’t ask

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Eleven days till the big day
Which won’t be the same, come what may
With Santa wearing his PPE mask
And as for Rudolph, don’t ask
And they will have to disinfect his sleigh.

Our presents will be all wiped clean

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Our presents will be all wiped clean
If there’s any to be seen

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Our presents will be all wiped clean
If there’s any to be seen
But he’ll come in your good

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Our presents will be all wiped clean
If there’s any to be seen
But he’ll come if you’re good
And you leave him some food

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Our presents will be all wiped clean
If there’s any to be seen
But he’ll come if you’re good
And you leave him some food
A mince pie and a clementine

Old Blitzen is down with the Flu

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Old Blitzen is down with the Flu
And Santa didn’t know what to do

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Old Blitzen is down with the flu
And Santa didn’t know what to do
So he fetched his warm rug

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Old Blitzen is down with the flu
And Santa didn’t know what to do
So he fetched his warm rug
And some cocoa, in a mug

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Old Blitzen is down with the flu
And Santa didn’t know what to do
So he fetched his warm rug
And some cocoa, in a mug
For Blitzen’s nose had turned blue.

By next morning he sat up in bed

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By next morning he sat up in bed
But his nose, like Rudolph’s, was red

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By next morning he sat up in bed
But his nose, like Rudolph’s, was red
He’d had too much sherry

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and was overly merry

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By next morning he sat up in bed
But his nose, like Rudolph’s, was red
He’d had too much sherry
and was overly merry
And was locked (by his wife) in the shed

So Santa was missing a deer

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So Santa was missing a deer
And pondered what to do, over a beer

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So Santa was missing a deer
And pondered what to do, over a beer
A trip to the zoo he thought

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So Santa was missing a deer
And pondered what to do, over a beer
A trip to the zoo he thought
“I’ll catch a deer, and once it’s caught”