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4101

The management came straight away
And towed Miss Midrift away
Using tackle and block

4102

The management came straight away
And towed Miss Midrift away
Using tackle and block
Like she was livestock

4103

The management came straight away
And towed Miss Midrift away
Using tackle and block
Like she was livestock
And they left her to feed on the hay.

A copper once stopped me and said

4104

A copper once stopped me and said
“I believe you just pinched my French bread”

4105

A copper once stopped me and said
“I believe you just pinched my French bread”
“Not guilty” said I

4106

A copper once stopped me and said
“I believe you just pinched my French bread”
“Not guilty” said I
“For I nicked a Pie”

4107

The management came straight away
And towed Miss Midrift away
Ted sighed with relief

4108

A copper once stopped me and said
“I believe you just pinched my French bread”
“Not guilty” said I
“For I nicked a Pie”
And a packet of crisps instead.

" I will have to arrest you young man"

4109

" I will have to arrest you young man"
“You’ll have to fight me, do you think you can?”

4110

" I will have to arrest you young man"
“You’ll have to fight me, do you think you can?”
“You look pretty small”

4111

" I will have to arrest you young man"
“You’ll have to fight me, do you think you can?”
“You look pretty small”
So I’m game for a brawl

4112

I will have to arrest you young man"
“You’ll have to fight me, do you think you can?”
“You look pretty small”
So I’m game for a brawl
But I’m a black belt 8th dan

4113

He gave the cop a quick kick

4114

He gave the cop a quick kick
The movement was fast and slick

4115

He gave the cop a quick kick
The movement was fast and slick
Worthy of Bruce Lee

4116

He gave the cop a quick kick
The movement was fast and slick
Worthy of Bruce Lee
And the cop turned to flee

4117

He gave the cop a quick kick
The movement was fast and slick
Worthy of Bruce Lee
And the cop turned to flee
For his wound was in need of a lick

Bertha was known for soft kisses

4118

Bertha was known for soft kisses
But without her teeth, it was just hisses

4119

Bertha was known for soft kisses
But without her teeth, it was just hisses
So to overcome that

4120

Bertha was known for soft kisses
But without her teeth, it was just hisses
So to overcome that
She sat on the mat