Limericks. (New)

On a cold, wet winters day
I dreamed of the days to come in May
We need some warm sun

On a cold, wet winters day
I dreamed of the days to come in May
We need some warm sun
And then we’ll have fun

On a cold, wet winters day
I dreamed of the days to come in May
We need some warm sun
And then we’ll have fun
Yes, bring it on soon, I say.

Monday, and the holiday’s done

Monday, and the holiday’s done
Except for Scotland, today’s another one

Monday, and the holiday’s done
Except for Scotland, today’s another one
So a toiling you’ll go

Monday, and the holiday’s done
Except for Scotland, today’s another one
So a toiling you’ll go
Through the rain and the snow

Monday, and the holiday’s done
Except for Scotland, today’s another one
So a toiling you’ll go
Through the rain and the snow
to enjoy some hogmanay fun!

Tomorrow is hangover day

Tomorrow is hangover day
A long lie in with nought much to say

Tomorrow is hangover day
A long lie in with nought much to say
So it should be quiet

Tomorrow is hangover day
A long lie in with nought much to say
So it should be quiet
unless those men start a riot

Tomorrow is hangover day
A long lie in with nought much to say
So it should be quiet
unless those men start a riot
But don’t give 'em ideas, I pray.

Just finishded an online shop

Just finished an online shop
Shopping until you drop?

Just finished an online shop
Shopping until you drop?
Just a Click & Collect

Just finished an online shop
Shopping until you drop?
Just a Click & Collect
Will you get what you expect?

Just finished an online shop
Shopping until you drop?
Just a Click & Collect
Will you get what you expect?
Or will the whole thing prove a flop.

Elsie was strolling along the prom

Elsie was strolling along the prom
Not knowing where she had come from

Elsie was strolling along the prom
Not knowing where she had come from
She couldn’t remember
If it was May or November

Elsie was strolling along the prom
Not knowing where she had come from
She couldn’t remember
If it was May or November
or if April the first had come.

Old Spitfire was down on the beach

Old Spitfire was down on the beach
When he heard a man starting to preach

Old Spitfire was down on the beach
When he heard a man starting to preach
“What’s he spouting?” asked deaf old Spit