When Maude wrote to Santa this year
Asking for a six pack of beer
She forgot to say 'please
So received a plague of fleas
And a kick from Rudolph Reindeer
Santa went on his way
Santa went on his way
As he had some presents for May
Santa went on his way
As he had some presents for May
With some for her kids
Santa went on his way
As he had some presents for May
With some for her kids
That cost many quids
Santa went on his way
As he had some presents for May
With some for her kids
That cost many quids
And they were piled high on his sleigh
It was a bright moonlit night
It was a bright moonlit night
But with hints of snow in sight
It was a bright moonlit night
But with hints of snow in sight
When in the distance was seen
It was a bright moonlit night
But with hints of snow in sight
When in the distance was seen
A bright golden gleam
It was a bright moonlit night
But with hints of snow in sight
When in the distance was seen
A bright golden gleam
Emanating from a nearby search light
The light was followed by a loud bang
The light was followed by a loud bang
That scared the life out of Rudolph and gang
The light was followed by a loud bang
That scared the life out of Rudolph and gang
Towards the ground they fell
The light was followed by a loud bang
That scared the life out of Rudolph and gang
Towards the ground they fell
Toppling the sleigh as well
The light was followed by a loud bang
That scared the life out of Rudolph and gang
Towards the ground they fell
Toppling the sleigh as well
And they landed with such a clang.
The snowman was frozen through
The snowman was frozen through,
his hands and feet had turned blue.
The snowman was frozen through,
his hands and feet had turned blue.
His nose it was red
The snowman was frozen through,
his hands and feet had turned blue.
His nose it was red
Although he looked well fed
The snowman was frozen through,
his hands and feet had turned blue.
His nose it was red
Although he looked well fed
And he fancied a big bowl of Stew.
Then along came a big brown Hare
Then along came a big brown Hare
Being chased by an angry bear
Then along came a big brown Hare
Being chased by an angry bear
Loo paper in hand
Then along came a big brown Hare
Being chased by an angry bear
Loo paper in hand
It wasn’t going as planned