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4021

Xmas is coming, soon be here.
To be ruined by covid, that’s quite clear
There are tiers one, two and three

4022

Xmas is coming, soon be here.
To be ruined by covid, that’s quite clear
But it will all work out

4023

Xmas is coming, soon be here.
To be ruined by covid, that’s quite clear
But it will all work out
Of that there’s no doubt

4024

Xmas is coming, soon be here.
To be ruined by covid, that’s quite clear
But it will all work out
Of that there’s no doubt
And we’ll still have some Christmas cheer.

I hope Santa’s not in lock down

4025

I hope Santa’s not in lock down
Or that his sleigh doesn’t break down

4026

I hope Santa’s not in lock down
Or that his sleigh doesn’t break down
He’d better not be late

4027

I hope Santa’s not in lock down
Or that his sleigh doesn’t break down
He’d better not be late
As we sit by the fire and wait

4028

I hope Santa’s not in lock down
Or that his sleigh doesn’t break down
He’d better not be late
As we sit by the fire and wait
He’ll be here…no need to frown

I think I can hear the sleigh bells

4029

I think I can hear the sleigh bells
As he flies over Wells

4030

I think I can hear the sleigh bells
As he flies over Wells
But hold on, did I hear Rudolph cough?

4031

I think I can hear the sleigh bells
As he flies over Wells
But hold on, did I hear Rudolph cough?
Just as they took off

4032

I think I can hear the sleigh bells
As he flies over Wells
But hold on, did I hear Rudolph cough?
Just as they took off
Not me ,it was Prancer ,he yells

We’re heading into a storm

4033

We’re heading into a storm
Winter now, so could be the norm

4034

We’re heading into a storm
Winter now, so could be the norm
Hail, sleet and snow

4035

We’re heading into a storm
Winter now, so could be the norm
Hail, sleet and snow
And strong winds that do blow

4036

We’re heading into a storm
Winter now, so could be the norm
Hail, sleet and snow
And strong winds that do blow
I reckon we’re in for a snow storm.

While Reginald was out on his walk

4037

While Reginald was out on his walk
Some old woman stopped him to talk

4038

While Reginald was out on his walk
Some old woman stopped him to talk
He was hungry and cold

4039

While Reginald was out on his walk
Some old woman stopped him to talk
He was hungry and cold
But if the truth was told

4040

While Reginald was out on his walk
Some old woman stopped him to talk
He was hungry and cold
But if the truth was told
He also was hungry as a Hawk.

She said she was feeling the cold