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4001

At the Co-op, they were queuing outside
Four hundred yards along the curbside
And six feet apart

4002

At the Co-op, they were queuing outside
Four hundred yards along the curbside
And six feet apart
Which is smart

4003

At the Co-op, they were queuing outside
Four hundred yards along the curbside
And six feet apart
Which is smart
To the rules we must abide.

Down at his allotment, old Sid

4004

Down at his allotment, old Sid
Found some rats that had got to be rid

4005

Down at his allotment, old Sid
Found some rats that had got to be rid
So some traps were then laid

4006

Down at his allotment, old Sid
Found some rats that had got to be rid
So some traps were then laid
Where the rats had strayed

4007

Down at his allotment, old Sid
Found some rats that had got to be rid
So some traps were then laid
Where the rats had strayed
He wanted no more, heaven forbid.

My wheelbarrow tyre has gone flat

4008

My wheelbarrow tyre has gone flat
But so has mine, why’s that?

4009

My wheelbarrow tyre has gone flat
But so has mine, why is that?
To much sharp grit

4010

My wheelbarrow tyre has gone flat
But so has mine, why is that?
To much sharp grit
Has made the tyres split

4011

My wheelbarrow tyre has gone flat
But so has mine, why is that?
To much sharp grit
Has made the tyres split
I will store it on a bath mat. :slight_smile:

This Christmas, will we have snow?

4012

This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don’t know

4013

This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don’t know
I could build a snowman

4014

This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don’t know
I could build a snowman
With six feet arms, a huge span

4015

This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don’t know
I could build a snowman
With six feet arms, a huge span
And a nose with a nice rosy glow

The Christmas lights all nicely lit

4016

The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Looks so pretty I must admit

4017

The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Look so pretty I must admit
But three have gone out

4018

The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Look so pretty I must admit
But three have gone out
Broken bulbs no doubt

4019

The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Look so pretty I must admit
But three have gone out
Broken bulbs no doubt
Doesn’t it just make you spit?

Xmas is coming, soon be here. :frowning:

4020

Xmas is coming, soon be here. :frowning:
To be ruined by covid, that’s quite clear