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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap

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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap
To go and have a cr@p

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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done
The beast leapt up off my lap
To go and have a cr@p
On the keeper, which he thought would be fun.

The keeper though was none too pleased

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The keeper though was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized

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The keeper though was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off

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The keeper was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off
With a tear and a cough

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The keeper was none too pleased
And made sure elephant was then seized
Poor old Jumbo was led off
With a tear and a cough
and made into burgers - with cheese!

An ancient mariner named Fred

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An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed

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An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed
But the water was cold

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An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed
But the water was cold
And he was quite old

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An ancient mariner named Fred
Wanted to explore the sea bed
But the water was cold
And he was quite old
So he thought he’d stay in bed instead

“So what’s for supper” young Charlie asked

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“So what’s for supper” young Charlie asked
“Egg and chips will be your repast”

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So what’s for supper" young Charlie asked
“Egg and chips will be your repast”
But Dongles was out on the prowl

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So what’s for supper" young Charlie asked
“Egg and chips will be your repast”
But Dongles was out on the prowl
Because chips were no good for his bowel

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So what’s for supper" young Charlie asked
“Egg and chips will be your repast”
But Dongles was out on the prowl
Because chips were no good for his bowel
And he’d met a young lass from Belfast.

He was quite overcome by her beauty

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He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity

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He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity
but his IBS went berserk

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He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity
but his IBS went berserk
Must be something he’d eaten at work

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He was quite overcome by her beauty
And it made him feel quite fruity
but his IBS went berserk
Must be something he’d eaten at work
So he couldn’t perform his duty. :lol:

At the Co-op, they were queuing outside

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At the Co-op, they were queuing outside
Four hundred yards along the curbside