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But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn’t believe what she saw
As she mopped his brow

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But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn’t believe what she saw
As she mopped his brow
Which then started a row

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But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn’t believe what she saw
As she mopped his brow
Which then started a row
That just made his head more sore.

“Just leave me alone” said the miserable sod

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“Just leave me alone” said the miserable sod
“If you don’t I’ll call PC Plod”

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“Just leave me alone” said the miserable sod
“If you don’t I’ll call PC Plod”
So she gave him a clout

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“Just leave me alone” said the miserable sod
“If you don’t I’ll call PC Plod”
So she gave him a clout
Which knocked him clean out

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“Just leave me alone” said the miserable sod
“If you don’t I’ll call PC Plod”
so she gave him a clout
Which knocked him clean out
And he did look considerably odd

Not wanting to leave him alone

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Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone

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Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone
Old Pete from the club

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Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone
Old Pete from the club
Took him some grub

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but ate it and just left a bone!

A poor old giraffe named Fred

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A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed

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A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
For however hard he tried

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A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
For however hard he tried
On his back or on his side

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A poor old giraffe named Fred
Was unable to fit in his bed
For however hard he tried
On his back or on his side
there was never a place for his head.

An elephant once sat on my knee

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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he

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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
Was such a huge lump

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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
Was such a huge lump
And he started to trump

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An elephant once sat on my knee
Which gave me great concern, for he
Was such a huge lump
And he started to trump
Then just sat there and flattened me.

Then his keeper gave him a bun

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Then his keeper gave him a bun
And when that one was done