Flo ordered her groceries on line
And considered the delivery driver quite “fine”
But he was a bit of a scruff
And she saw him take snuff
Then decided to order more wine.
As the rabbit dug a new hole
As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it’s toll
As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it’s toll
The ground was solid rock
As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it’s toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it’s toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
And then sought out his friend the mole
Mole said you’ve no chance digging here
As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it’s toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
And decided to leave it to Mr Mole
The rabbit then went for a run
The rabbit then went for a run
got lost in the warren, silly Bun
Hold on, we missed out Judd’s verse. 
As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it’s toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
And then sought out his friend the mole
Mole said you’ve no chance digging here
It’s just rock that leads to a weir
Mole said you’ve no chance digging here
It’s just rock that leads to a weir.
Your long ears will get wet
Mole said you’ve no chance digging here
It’s just rock that leads to a weir.
Your long ears will get wet
So it’s a good thing we met
Mole said you’ve no chance digging here
It’s just rock that leads to a weir.
Your long ears will get wet
So it’s a good thing we met
Do you fancy going for a beer?
So off to the pub they set off
So off to the pub they set off
When Mole suddenly started to cough
So off to the pub they set off
When Mole suddenly started to cough
So rabbit gave him a pat on the back
So off to the pub they set off
When Mole suddenly started to cough
So rabbit gave him a pat on the back
Which knocked him down into a crack
So off to the pub they set off
When Mole suddenly started to cough
So rabbit gave him a pat on the back
Which knocked him down into a crack
But his pint he managed to quoff
Poor old rabbit he didn’t feel right
Poor old rabbit he didn’t feel right
It had been a tough day, after a sleepless night
Poor old rabbit he didn’t feel right
It had been a tough day, after a sleepless night
So he stayed in his bed
Poor old rabbit he didn’t feel right
It had been a tough day, after a sleepless night
So he stayed in his bed
And wished he were dead
Poor old rabbit he didn’t feel right
It had been a tough day, after a sleepless night
So he stayed in his bed
And wished he were dead
As he suffered his horrible plight.
But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn’t believe what she saw