Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
3921

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying “No thank you, mate”

3922

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying “No thank you, mate”
“I’d rather have bear”

3923

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying “No thank you, mate”
“I’d rather have bear”
“Like that koala, there”

3924

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying “No thank you, mate”
“I’d rather have bear”
“Like that koala, there”
“As Roo makes me put on weight.”

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed

3925

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted

3926

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted
But Ted’s thoughts they had strayed

3927

and he did not make the grade

3928

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted
But Ted’s thoughts they had strayed
And he did not make the grade
So Maude had a hankering for Fred.

But Fred had the hots for Sally

3929

But Fred had the hots for Sally
He would quite often ride up her alley

3930

But Fred had the hots for Sally
He would quite often ride up her alley
In the hope of a glance

3931

Whoops, hadn’t noticed Mups beat me to it… :blush:

3932

But Fred had the hots for Sally
He would quite often ride up her alley
In the hope of a glance
Or even more, perchance

3933

But Fred had the hots for Sally
He would quite often ride up her alley
In the hope of a glance
Or even more, perchance
Would love to be added to her tally.

Sally though, wasn’t that easy

3934

Sally though, wasn’t that easy
And actually regarded Fred as sleazy

3935

Sally though, wasn’t that easy
And actually regarded Fred as sleazy
so he didn’t stand a chance

3936

Sally though, wasn’t that easy
And actually regarded Fred as sleazy
So he didn’t stand a chance
Of any type of romance

3937

Sally though, wasn’t that easy
And actually regarded Fred as sleazy
So he didn’t stand a chance
Of any type of romance
She thought he was far too cheesy.

Flo ordered her groceries on line

3938

Flo ordered her groceries on line
And considered the delivery driver quite “fine”

3939

Flo ordered her groceries on line
And considered the delivery driver quite “fine”
But he was a bit of a scruff

3940

Flo ordered her groceries on line
And considered the delivery driver quite “fine”
But he was a bit of a scruff
And she sawl him take snuff