Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
3901

In Skegness one day, on the beach
A vicar suddenly started to preach
A crowd gathered round
To this calling they found

3902

In Skegness one day, on the beach
A vicar suddenly started to preach
A crowd gathered round
To this calling they found
That they all got a blessing each.

The postman, whoā€™s name was Phil

3903

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill

3904

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill
ā€œThis bill canā€™t be mineā€

3905

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill
ā€œThis bill canā€™t be mineā€
She sat down, and poured some out wine

3906

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill
ā€œThis bill canā€™t be mineā€
She sat down, and poured some out wine
And decided to just sit and chill

Donā€™t blame the postie phill said

3907

Donā€™t blame the postie phill said
But the bill left him scratching his head

3908

Donā€™t blame the postie phill said
But the bill left him scratching his head
ā€œDid I make a mistake?ā€

3909

Donā€™t blame the postie Phil said
But the bill left him scratching his head
Did I make a mistake
Iā€™ll check it, just wait

3910

Donā€™t blame the postie Phil said
But the bill left him scratching his head
Did I make a mistake
Iā€™ll check it, just wait
ā€œApologies, it was for No. 23 instead.ā€

Judd wanted a new winter coat

3911

Judd wanted a new winter coat
No, he didnā€™t. :slight_smile:

3912

Oi, play the game - or 'oppit you! :lol:

3913

Judd wanted a new winter coat
One with fur made from a stoat

3914

Judd wanted a new winter coat
One with fur made from a stoat
And a warm fleecy hood

3915

Judd wanted a new winter coat
One with fur made from a stoat
And a warm fleecy hood
That made him look good

3916

Judd wanted a new winter coat
One with fur made from a stoat
And a warm fleecy hood
That made him look good
And if he fell in the river would float.

So with the coat his dreams came true

3917

So with the coat his dreams came true
And with a cap to match it too

3918

So with the coat his dreams came true
And with a cap to match it too
He looked really spruce

3919

So with the coat his dreams came true
And with a cap to match it too
He looked really spruce
When he called in on Bruce

3920

So with the coat his dreams came true
And with a cap to match it too
He looked really spruce
When he called in on Bruce
Who was cooking a large Kangaroo.

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate