In a matter of months they were wed
Because she was pregnant she said
this proved to be false
In a matter of months they were wed
Because she was pregnant she said
This proved to be false
As she fibbed, of course
In a matter of months they were wed
Because she was pregnant she said
This proved to be false
As she fibbed, of course
So Ned found someone else instead
He found a girl with more class
He found a girl with more class
Beautiful, sexy, and plenty of brass
He found a girl with more class
Beautiful, sexy and plenty of brass
of course he was pleased
He found a girl with more class
Beautiful, sexy and plenty of brass
of course he was pleased
And his anxiety eased
He found a girl with more class
Beautiful, sexy and plenty of brass
of course he was pleased
And his anxiety eased
For she was also a kindly, sweet lass
Harry Harbold was known for his singing
Harry Harbold was known for his singing
Which he did while he was bell ringing
Harry Harbold was known for his singing
Which he did while he was bell ringing
He was a legend in campanology
Harry Harbold was known for his singing
Which he did while he was bell ringing
He was a legend in campanology
And had a degree in psychology
Harry Harbold was known for his singing
Which he did while he was bell ringing
He was a legend in campanology
And had a degree in psychology
But his clothes were utterly minging
If all the world is a stage
Harry Harbold was known for his singing
Which he did while he was bell ringing
He was a legend in campanology
And had a degree in psychology
Whoops. Beat me to it Rhian. 
If all the world was a stage
And we were actors till our old age
If all the world was a stage
And we were actors till our old age
Then where would we find
If all the world was a stage
And we were actors till our old age
Then where would we find
Our own piece of mind
If all the world was a stage
And we were actors till our old age
Then where would we find
Our own piece of mind
And with who could we truly engage?
In Skegness one day, down on the beach
In Skegness one day, on the beach
A Vicar suddenly srtarted to preach
In Skegness one day, on the beach
A vicar suddenly started to preach
A crowd gathered round