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but from there they were banned

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The Squireā€™s family were rich
And originally came from Redditch
But from there they were banned
For being too grand

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The Squireā€™s family were rich
And originally came from Redditch
But from there they were banned
For being too grand
And for the mother being a bitch

They looked down their noses at Maud

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They looked down their noses at Maud
She had three double chins and was bald

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They looked down their noses at Maud
She had three double chins and was bald
Though her heart was of gold

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her demeanor was cold

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They looked down their noses at Maud
She had three double chins and was bald
Though her heart was of gold
Her demeanor was cold
And she was only as tall as she was broad.

Her downsides then, were many

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Her downsides then, were many
Her qualities? There werenā€™t any

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Her downsides then, were many
Her qualities? There werenā€™t any
Exept she couldnā€™t half flirt

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Her downsides then, were many
Her qualities? There werenā€™t any
Except she couldnā€™t half flirt
And she was as cheap as dirt

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Her downsides then, were many
Her qualities? There werenā€™t any
Except she couldnā€™t half flirt
And she was as cheap as dirt
Only costing the Squire a penny.

But in fact, he was smitten

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But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it heā€™d written

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But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it heā€™d written
A letter to her pledging love

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But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it heā€™d written
A letter to her pledging love
And promising to dispose of

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Hmm, youā€™ve got me there, Tango :slight_smile: ^^^^
Can anyone else manage this?

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But in fact, he was smitten
And to prove it heā€™d written
A letter to her pledging love
And promising to dispose of
The blow up doll heā€™d been given :blush: :lol:

Receiving his letter Maud was impressed

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Hah. Well done Barry. :lol:

Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest

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Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest
She bought lingerie

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Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest
She bought lingerie
To look her best on the day

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Receiving his letter Maud was impressed
She felt years younger, and full of zest
She bought lingerie
To look her best on the day
And gave him some fun, he felt blessed

In a matter of months they were wed