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Then ran off with his neighbour called Barry… OK Mups, who’s been talking, I thought I had gotten away with it… :lol:

Fred was looking at ads for new cars
And was counting all his cash saved in jars

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Fred was looking at ads for new cars
And was counting all his cash saved in jars
But there wasn’t enough

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Fred was looking at ads for new cars
And was counting all his cash saved in jars
But there wasn’t enough
Cos life had been tough

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Fred was looking at ads for new cars
And was counting all his cash saved in jars
But there wasn’t enough
Cos life had been tough
But it said his luck would change in the stars.

So later that day a letter arrived

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So later that day a letter arrived
Something about it looked rather contrived

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So later that day a letter arrived
Something about it looked rather contrived
It’s a scam said our Fred

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So later that day a letter arrived
Something about it looked rather contrived
It’s a scam said our Fred
I’ll show it to our Ned

Evenin’ Paula. :slight_smile:

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So later that day a letter arrived
Something about it looked rather contrived
It’s a scam said our Fred
I’ll show it to our Ned
He’ll work out from where it derived.

Now Ned was a man with some sense

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Now Ned was a man with some sense
And wasn’t one to sit on the fence

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Now Ned was a man with some sense
And wasn’t one to sit on the fence
He’d soon expose this fraud

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and bring the lawyers on board

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Now Ned was a man with some sense
And wasn’t one to sit on the fence
He’d soon expose this fraud
And bring the lawyers onm board
But it cost more than just a few pence.

Old Maud sat in her chair by the fire

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Old Maud sat in her chair by the fire
Dreaming of her heart’s desire

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Old Maud sat in her chair by the fire
Dreaming of her heart’s desire
A strapping lumberjack named Jim

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Old Maud sat in her chair by the fire
Dreaming of her heart’s desire
A strapping lumberjack named Jim
Whom she’d forsaken on a whim

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Old Maud sat in her chair by the fire
Dreaming of her heart’s desire
A strapping lumberjack named Jim
Whom she’d forsaken on a whim
And had settled on the local Squire

The Squire’s family were rich

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The Squire’s family were rich
With the Father’s a bit of a snitch

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The Squire’s family were rich
And originally came from Redditch

(sorry to change my previous line)

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A woman once streaked in the street
She streaked till her streak was complete. :102:

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Oops, things have moved on since then. :blush: