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3821

The election is still lingering on
But hang on, no, Biden won!
At last, it is done

3822

The election is still lingering on
But hang on, no, Biden won!
At last, it is done
That wasnā€™t much fun

3823

The election is still lingering on
But hang on, no, Biden won!
At last, it is done
That wasnā€™t much fun
But at least itā€™s now been and gone!

Nellie and Kate loved to chat

3824

Nellie and Kate loved to chat
Specially about this and that

3825

Nellie and Kate loved to chat
Specially about this and that
But one day they fell out

3826

Nellie and Kate loved to chat
Specially about this and that
But one day they fell out
Kate gave Nellie a clout

3827

Nellie and Kate loved to chat
Specially about this and that
But one day they fell out
Kate gave Nellie a clout
Which led to a bigger spat.

Nellie then boxed Katieā€™s ear

3828

Nellie then boxed Katieā€™s ear
And then the crowd started to cheer

3829

Nellie then boxed Katieā€™s ear
And then the crowd started to cheer
But Kate wasnā€™t done

3830

Nellie then boxed Katieā€™s ear
And then the crowd started to cheer
But Kate wasnā€™t done
And bit Nellieā€™s thumb

3831

Nellie then boxed Katieā€™s ear
And then the crowd started to cheer
But Kate wasnā€™t done
And bit Nellieā€™s thumb
and it fell off - right into Dongles beer!

3832

Once upon a time in Japan

3833

Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man

3834

Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man
He invited me home

3835

Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man
He invited me home
To see his new Gnome

3836

Once upon a time in Japan
I met an interesting man
He invited me home
To see his new Gnome
And we had a few beers from a can.

He said he was hoping to marry

3837

He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, Thatā€™s good but donā€™t tarry

3838

He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, Thatā€™s good but donā€™t tarry
So he bought Hina a ring

3839

He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, Thatā€™s good but donā€™t tarry
So he bought Hina a ring
But was quite a cheap thing

3840

He said he was hoping to marry
And his Mum said, Thatā€™s good but donā€™t tarry
So he bought Hina a ring
But was quite a cheap thing
Then ran off with his neighbour called Barry. :lol: (sorry Barry).

Fred was looking at ads for new cars