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3801

So will it be Biden or Trump?
That Trump bloke gives me the 'ump
When will we find out

3802

So will it be Biden or Trump?
That Trump bloke gives me the 'ump
When will we find out
In the next few days, no doubt

3803

So will it be Biden or Trump
That Trump bloke gives me the hump
When will we find out
In the next few days , no doubt
I know which one Iā€™d like to dump

And now itā€™s all over the news

3804

And now itā€™s all over the news
Along with hundreds of journalists views

3805

And now itā€™s all over the news
Along with hundreds of journalists views
Most of it fake

3806

And now itā€™s all over the news
Along with hundreds of journalists views
Most of it fake
So just give it a break

3807

And now itā€™s all over the news
Along with hundreds of journalists views
Most of it fake
So just give it a break
And settle down for a good snooze.

Is the election over yet?

3808

Is the election over yet?
Nearly there, donā€™t fret

3809

Is the election over yet?
Nearly there, donā€™t fret
Just a few more days weā€™re told

3810

Is the election over yet?
Nearly there, donā€™t fret
Just a few more days weā€™re told
Isnā€™t Biden too old?

3811

Is the election over yet?
Nearly there, donā€™t fret
Just a few more days weā€™re told
Isnā€™t Biden too old?
And isnā€™t Trump a bit ā€œtouretteā€?

America needs better than this sad pair

3812

America needs better than this sad pair
But a competent politician is really quite rare

3813

America needs better than this sad pair
But a competent politician is really quite rare
Bring back Obama

3814

America needs better than this sad pair
But a competent politician is really quite rare
Bring back Obama
Or even the Dalai Lama

3815

America needs better than this sad pair
But a competent politician is really quite rare
Bring back Obama
Or even the Dalai Lama
Or at least someone with real hair

Could this be the end for Trump?

3816

Could this be the end for Trump?
A proverbial kick up the rump?

3817

Could this be the end for Trump?
A proverbial kick up the rump?
But Iā€™ve no liking for Biden

3818

Could this be the end for Trump?
A proverbial kick up the rump?
But Iā€™ve no liking for Biden
As old as Poseidon

3819

Could this be the end for Trump?
A proverbial kick up the rump?
But Iā€™ve no liking for Biden
As old as Poseidon
And as charming as an old stomach pump

The election is still lingering on

3820

The election is still lingering on
But hang on, no, Biden won!