“Did I hear voices?” said the boy from the choir
As he warmed himself next to the fire
It was just the church mouse
He lives under this house
“Did I hear voices?” said the boy from the choir
As he warmed himself next to the fire
It was just the church mouse
He lives under the house
And he’s just about to retire
Late in the evening the doorbell rang
Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
A leggy blonde was at the door
Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
A leggy blonde was at the door
Don’t like to say it - but she looked a whore
Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
A leggy blonde was at the door
Don’t like to say it - but she looked a whore
But she was a singing telegram
She’d been sent to the wrong house
She’d been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
She’d been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
“I’d best phone my boss”
She’d been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
“I’d best phone my boss”
“Me too” said Rev Moss
She’d been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
“I’d best phone my boss”
“Me too” said Rev Moss
Who spoke in a really broad scouse.
“I’ll pray for your soul” said the Rev to the girl
“I’ll pray for your soul” said the Rev to the girl
But before you go - give us a twirl
“I’ll pray for your soul” said the Rev to the girl
But before you go - give us a twirl
It’ll cost you Rev, the girl replied
“I’ll pray for your soul” Said the Rev to the girl
But before you go -give us a twirl
It’ll cost you Rev, the girl replied
As she stood there looking quite pie-eyed
“I’ll pray for your soul” Said the Rev to the girl
But before you go -give us a twirl
It’ll cost you Rev, the girl replied
As she stood there looking quite pie-eyed
But she winked, and started to swirl.
But the Bishop was soon coming for tea
“I’ll pray for your soul” said the Rev to the girl
But in the meantime, give us a twirl
But the Bishop was soon coming for tea
“That’s OK, I’ll sing to him for free”
But the Bishop was soon coming for tea
“That’s OK, I’ll sing to him for free”
But Rev could not be enticed
But the Bishop was soon coming for tea
“That’s OK, I’ll sing to him for free”
But Rev could not be enticed
He was immune to her vice
But the Bishop was soon coming for tea
“That’s OK, I’ll sing to him for free”
But Rev could not be enticed
He was immune to her vice
Even if offered for free.
So will it be Biden or Trump?
So will it be Biden or Trump?
That Trump bloke gives me the 'ump