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3721

So he phoned up his pal from the pub
As he gave his bruises a rub
His pal soon turned up
With his St Bernard pup

3722

So he phoned up his pal from the pub
As he gave his bruises a rub
His pal soon turned up
With his St Bernard pup
And said ā€œLetā€™s go down the Club.ā€

He helped his mate up to his feet

3723

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street

3724

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
ā€œMe bikes smashed to bitsā€

3725

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
ā€œMe bikes smashed to bitsā€
ā€œAnd itā€™s taken the skin off me mittsā€

3726

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
ā€œMe bikeā€™s smashed to bitsā€
"And itā€™s taken the skin off me mitts
So I reckon Iā€™m due a treat

So off to the club they did go

3727

He helped his mate up to his feet
And walked him down the street
ā€œMe bikes smashed to bitsā€
ā€œAnd itā€™s taken the skin off me mittsā€

Oops, you beat me Paula. :slight_smile:

3728

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow

3729

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow
Slipping and sliding they went

3730

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow
Slipping and sliding they went
With all their energy spent

3731

So off to the club they did go
Just as it started to snow
Slipping and sliding they went
With all their energy spent
Till at last in the club the beers did flow.

But the beer and the tiredness took itā€™s toll

3732

But the beer and the tiredness took itā€™s toll
And their eyes had started to roll

3733

But the beer and the tiredness took itā€™s toll
And their eyes had started to roll
Heads drooped to their chest

3734

But the beer and the tiredness took itā€™s toll
And their eyes had started to roll
Heads drooped to their chest
As they ended their quest

3735

But the beer and the tiredness took itā€™s toll
And their eyes had started to roll
Heads drooped to their chest
As they ended their quest
By both spewing into a bowl.

Cleaned up, they departed for home

3736

Cleaned up, they departed for home
Vowing never again to roam

3737

Cleaned up, they departed for home
Vowing never again to roam
It was getting a bit nippy
so they called at the Chippy

3738

Cleaned up, they departed for home
Vowing never again to roam
It was getting a bit nippy
So they called at the Chippy
And was served by a three foot two Gnome.

A couple of gherkins was bought

3739

A couple of gherkins was bought
Though the mood in the chippy was fraught

3740

A couple of gherkins was bought
Though the mood in the chippy was fraught
The chips were clap-cold