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3701

They had sold out of batteries as well
Which angered her more, you could tell
So she got on the bus
Without any fuss

3702

They had sold out of batteries as well
Which angered her more, you could tell
So she got on the bus
Without any fuss
And went to see her mate, Belle.

So now British Summer Timeā€™s ended

3703

So now British Summer Timeā€™s ended
And the time on our clocks has been amended

3704

So now British Summer Timeā€™s ended
And the time on our clocks has been amended
The nights will draw in

3705

So now British Summer Timeā€™s ended
And the time on our clocks has been amended
The nights will draw in
And winter will begin

3706

So now British Summer Timeā€™s ended
And the time on our clocks has been amended
The nights will draw in
And winter will begin
So warm woollies are recommended

Night-time was early tonight

3707

Night-time was early tonight
And the moon was so lovely and bright

3708

Night-time was early tonight
And the moon was so lovely and bright
Too cloudy to see up here

3709

Night-time was early tonight
And the moon was so lovely and bright
Too cloudy to see up here
Your turn will come never fear

3710

Night-time was early tonight
And the moon was so lovely and bright
Too cloudy to see up here
Your turn will come never fear
But we will welcome the return of the light.

Walking through town when a bike hurtled past

3711

Walking through town when a bike hurtled past
Music blaring and going too fast

3712

Walking through town when a bike hurtled past
Music blaring and going too fast
So I poked my stick through his spokes

3713

Walking through town when a bike hurtled past
Music blaring and going too fast
So I poked my stick through his spokes
Then a couple more blokes

3714

Walking through town when a bike hurtled past
Music blaring and going too fast
So I poked my stick through his spokes
Then a couple more blokes
Had a go , and he fell off at last

He wasnā€™t amused ,we could tell

3715

He wasnā€™t amused, we could tell
You could tell from how hard he fell

3716

He wasnā€™t amused, we could tell
You could tell from how hard he fell
He went down with a thud

3717

He wasnā€™t amused, we could tell
You could tell from how hard he fell
He went down with a thud
With his face in the mud

3718

He wasnā€™t amused, we could tell
You could tell from how hard he fell
He went down with a thud
With his face in the mud
And let out a bloody great yell

So he phoned up his pal from the pub

3719

So he phoned up his pal from the pub
As he gave his bruises a rub

3720

So he phoned up his pal from the pub
As he gave his bruises a rub
His pal soon turned up