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Just then there was a knock at the door
But her knickers were still on the floor
She ran down with bum bare
To see the postman standing there

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Just then there was a knock at the door
But her knickers were still on the floor
She ran down with bum bare
To see the postman standing there
And her modestly was no more!

The postman looked away and blushed

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The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie’s dignity was already crushed

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The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie’s dignity was already crushed
I’ve a parcel for you

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The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie’s dignity was already crushed
I’ve a parcel for you
And with that, off he flew

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The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie’s dignity was already crushed
I’ve a parcel for you
And with that, off he flew
In fact you couldn’t see him for dust

Her parcel contained her new ‘toy’

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Her parcel contained her new “toy”
She was instantly filled up with joy

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Her parcel contained her new “toy”
She was instantly filled up with joy
But her hopes were then dashed

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Her parcel contained her new “toy”
She was instantly filled up with joy
But her hopes were then dashed
No batteries! She was aghast

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Her parcel contained her new “toy”
She was instantly filled up with joy
But her hopes were then dashed
No batteries! She was aghast
What a miserable ploy.

The ad had said “batteries supplied”

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The ad had said “batteries supplied”
But it actually said “batteries denied”

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The ad had said “batteries supplied”
But it actually said “batteries denied”
So she put on some scent
and off to Asda she went

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The ad had said “batteries supplied”
But it actually said “batteries denied”
So she put on some scent
and off to Asda she went
Forgetting her bare backside

To the knicker aisle she made her way

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To the knicker aisle she made her way
“OMG” she heard a man say

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To the knicker aisle she made her way
“OMG” she heard a man say
And with lockdown on, the aisle was shut

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The ad had said “batteries supplied”
Now Aggie knew they had lied

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To the knicker aisle she made her way
“OMG” she heard a man say
And with lockdown on, the aisle was shut
The shop was cold and so was her butt

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To the knicker aisle she made her way
“OMG” she heard a man say
And with lockdown on, the aisle was shut
The shop was cold and so was her butt
She felt like starting an affray.

They had sold out of batteries as well

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They had sold out of batteries as well
Which angered her more, you could tell

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They had sold out of batteries as well
Which angered her more, you could tell
So she got on the bus