Whatever’s the matter my friend
My back hurts, and now I can’t bend
"Then better go see the quack
He’ll fix your sore back
Whatever’s the matter my friend
My back hurts, and now I can’t bend
"Then better go see the quack
He’ll fix your sore back
On that you can depend
So off to the doc’s he went
So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
Have you got a cure
So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
Have you got a cure
Not if you’re poor
So off to the doctors he went
His energy levels near spent
Have you got a cure
Not if you’re poor
He admitted he hadn’t a cent.
“Then I cannot treat you” Doc said
“Then I cannot treat you” Doc said
“You’d best get yourself home to bed”
“Then I cannot treat you” Doc said
“You’d best get yourself home to bed”
But he felt like a pamper
“Then I cannot treat you” Doc said
“You’d best get yourself home to bed”
But he felt like a pamper
So purchased a hamper
“Then I cannot treat you” Doc said
“You’d best get yourself home to bed”
But he felt like a pamper
So purchased a hamper
And it was a really good spread.
Aggie really enjoyed a good read
Aggie really enjoyed a good read
And she also enjoyed a good feed
Aggie really enjoyed a good read
And she also enjoyed a good feed
So with Kindle in hand
Aggie really enjoyed a good read
And she also enjoyed a good feed
So with Kindle in hand
A quiet night was planned
Aggie really enjoyed a good read
And she also enjoyed a good feed
So with kindle in hand
A quiet night was planed
But first a slice of pizza she’d need
Aggie tossed and turned all night long
Aggie tossed and turned all night long
Her spicy pizza had proved too strong
Aggie tossed and turned all night long
Her spicy pizza had proved too strong
She dashed to the loo
Aggie tossed and turned all night long
Her spicy pizza had proved too strong
She dashed to the loo
Not knowing what else to do
Aggie tossed and turned all night long
Her spicy pizza had proved too strong
She dashed to the loo
Not knowing what else to do
And quickly ripped off her thong.
Just then there was a knock at the door
Just then there was a knock at the door
But her knickers were still on the floor
Just then there was a knock at the door
But her knickers were still on the floor
She ran down with bum bare