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3641

So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
He professed “Clive, Je t’adore”
“But tell me - do you snore?”

3642

So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
He professed “Clive, Je t’adore”
“But tell me - do you snore?”
“Maybe a little, but never at the ballet”

“Talking of dancing, are you good on the floor?”

3643

“Talking of dancing, are you good on the floor?”
And Clive said folks always want an encore

3644

Talking of dancing , are you good on the floor
And Clive said folks always want an encore
Well that’s good to know

3645

Talking of dancing , are you good on the floor
And Clive said folks always want an encore
Well that’s good to know
Come, let’s try a tango

3646

Talking of dancing,are you good on the floor
And Clive said folks always want an encore
Well that’s good to know
Come, let’s try a tango
Or else we could waltz out the door

So off to the chip shop the went

3647

So off to the chip shop the went
But it was a long way away - in Gwent

3648

So off to the chip shop the went
But it was a long way away - in Gwent
Luckily Clive had his own private jet

3649

So off to the chip shop the went
But it was a long way away - in Gwent
Luckily Clive had his own private jet
An enormous asset

3650

So off to the chip shop they went
But it was a long way down in Gwent
Clive had his own private jet
An enormous asset
He was Known as a very rich gent

Then Clive got a text from his bank

3651

Then Clive got a text from his bank
He’d max’d his account, his heart sank

3652

Then Clive got a text from his bank
He’d max’d his account, his heart sank
He’d gone into the red

3653

Then Clive got a text from his bank
He’d max’d his account, his heart sank
He’s gone into the red
My wife will kill me, he said

3654

Then Clive got a call from his bank
He’d max’d his account, his heart sank
He’s gone into the red
My wife will kill me, he said
I’ll get advice from my old pal Frank

But Frank hadn’t seen him in years

3655

But Frank hadn’t seen him in years
And that last time he’d steadied his fears

3656

But Frank hadn’t seen him in years
And that last time he’d steadied his fears
Now young Clive had changed

3657

But Frank hadn’t seen him in years
And that last time he’d steadied his fears
Now young Clive had changed
He looked a bit deranged

3658

But Frank hadn’t seen him in years
And that last time he’d steadied his fears
Now young Clive had changed
He looked a bit deranged
And Frank just burst into tears

Whatever’s the mater ,my friend

3659

Whatever’s the mater ,my friend
My back hurts, and now I can’t bend

3660

Whatever’s the matter ,my friend
My back hurts, and now I can’t bend
“Then better go see the quack”