A witch took a ride on her broom
Then crashed into Judd’s living room
She made a right mess
And scattered his Chess
A witch took a ride on her broom
Then crashed into Judd’s living room
She made a right mess
And scattered his Chess
And with clenched fist shouted out “Boom”
On her broom she yelled “up and away”
On her broom she yelled “up and away”
I couldn’t persuade her to stay
On her broom she yelled “up and away”
I couldn’t persuade her to stay
She flew through the night
On her broom she yelled “up and away”
I couldn’t persuade her to stay
She flew through the night
To give some children a fright
On her broom she yelled “up and away”
I couldn’t persuade her to stay
She flew through the night
To give some children a fright
Then had a kip in some hay.
She slept and had a strange dream
She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
When a toad stopped and said
She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
When a toad stopped and said
I thought you were dead
She slept and had a strange dream
She was floating along on a stream
When a toad stopped and said
I thought you were dead
At least that was my little scheme.
She said “I’m calling the cops!”
She said " I’m calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
She said " I’m calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
With the widest of grins, it said
She said " I’m calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
With the widest of grins, it said
“You should fly off Beachy Head”
She said " I’m calling the cops!"
And at that, off the toad hops
With the widest of grins, it said
“You should fly off Beachy Head”
If you like belly flops.
So off the cliff he did dive
So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
He swam off to France
So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
He swam off to France
For a croissant perchance?
So off the cliff he did dive
Good grief! Did he stay alive?
He swam off to France
For a croissant perchance?
Or to meet up with his lover named Clive.
So outside the bistro in Calais
So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
He professed “Clive, Je t’adore”