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Poor Oscar did bark and yelp
A young man ran over to help
But the hawk was too quick
And was off in a tick

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Poor Oscar did bark and yelp
A young man ran over to help
But the hawk was too quick
And was off in a tick
But dropped him in some kelp.

Oscar sat up and looked around

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Oscar sat up and looked around
“Crikey me, aren’t I the lucky hound”

3604

Oscar sat up and looked around
“Crikey me, aren’t I the lucky hound”
I made got a soft landing

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Oscar sat up and looked around
“Crikey me, aren’t I the lucky hound”
I made a soft landing
On someone’s hard standing

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Oscar sat up and looked around
“Crikey me, aren’t I the lucky hound”
I made a soft landing
On someone’s hard standing
And I made nary a sound

The witch’s night will soon be here

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The witch’s night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer

3608

The witch’s night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
The broomsticks well oiled

3609

The witch’s night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
The broomsticks well oiled
And underwear soiled

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The witch’s night will soon be here
With ghosts and ghouls and all things queer
The broomsticks well oiled
And underwear soiled
On their sticks Mups & Tabs disappear

Make sure you have plenty of sweets

3611

Hey you, cheeky chops Dongle. :lol:

Make sure you have plenty of sweets
As the witches will be wanting treats

3612

Make sure you have plenty of sweets
As the witches will be wanting treats
and no roast black cats

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Make sure you have plenty of sweets
As the witches will be wanting treats
and no roast black cats
Or you’ll frighten our bats

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Make sure you have plenty of sweets
As the witches will be wanting treats
and no roast black cats
Or you’ll frighten our bats
Which might keep the kids off the streets

Bah humbug I hate Halloween

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Bah humbug I hate Halloween
I’m not sure I know what you mean :confused2:

3616

Bah humbug I hate Halloween
I’m not sure I know what you mean
Keep knocking my door

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Bah humbug I hate Halloween
I’m not sure I know what you mean
Keep knocking my door
And you’ll find out for sure

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Bah humbug I hate Halloween
I’m not sure I know what you mean
Keep knocking my door
And you’ll find out for sure
That Frankly I don’t give a damn

A witch took a ride on her broom

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A witch took a ride on her broom
Then crashed into Judd’s living room

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A witch took a ride on her broom
Then crashed into Judd’s living room
She made a right mess