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Now that really upset poor old Bert
As he landed on his bum, and it hurt

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Now that really upset poor old Bert
As he landed on his bum, and it hurt
He stood up rubbing his cheeks

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Now that really upset poor old Bert
As he landed on his bum, and it hurt
He stood up rubbing his cheeks
He thought this will hurt for weeks

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Now that really upset poor old Bert
As he landed on his bum, and it hurt
He stood up rubbing his cheeks
He thought this will hurt for weeks
And he’s also torn my t.shirt.

Nel decided to move to Clovelly

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Nel decided to move to Clovelly
'Cos there lived her penpal Shelley

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Nel decided to move to Clovelly
'Cos there lived her penpal Shelley
They lunched by the sea

(Hiya Tango) :slight_smile:

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Nell decided to move to Clovelly
Cos there lived her penpal Shelly
They lunched by the sea
With a nice flask o’ tea

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Nell decided to move to Clovelly
Cos there lived her penpal Shelly
They lunched by the sea
With a nice flask o’ tea
And a curry straight from New Delhi.

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The curry was a chicken bhuna

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The curry was a chicken bhuna
Which tasted a little like tuna

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The curry was a chicken bhuna
Which tasted a little like tuna
But it was a little too hot

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The curry was a chicken bhuna
Which tasted a little like tuna
Served with boiled rice

( 'morning, all )

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Tango - whoops . . you were a bit late gal. :smiley:

The curry was a chicken bhuna
Which tasted a little like tuna
But it was a little too hot
And it sure hit the spot

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The curry was a chicken bhuna
Which tasted a little like tuna
But it was a little too hot
And it sure hit the spot
So he ought to have ordered it sooner.

Oscar and Alfie out for a walk

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Oscar and Alfie out for a walk
Oscar was quiet, but Alfie could talk

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Oscar and Alfie out for a walk
Oscar was quiet, but Alfie could talk
As he chatted away

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Oscar and Alfie out for a walk
Oscar was quiet, but Alfie could talk
As he chatted away
Oscar ran away

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Oscar and Alfie out for a walk
Oscar was quiet, but Alfie could talk
As he chatted away
Oscar ran away
And was swooped on by a big Goshawk. :shock:

Poor Oscar did bark and yelp

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Poor Oscar did bark and yelp
A young man ran over to help

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Poor Oscar did bark and yelp
A young man ran over to help
But the hawk was too quick