Limericks. (New)

Rhian, we need the next one please? :slight_smile:

And there to my utter surprise…

And there to my utter surprise…
I won a lottery prize

And there to my utter surprise…
I won a lottery prize
Was it one million quid?

And there to my utter surprise…
I won a lottery prize
Was it one million quid?
Please no, God forbid

And there to my utter surprise…
I won a lottery prize
Was it one million quid?
Please no, God forbid
It was a puppy with melting brown eyes :smiley:

I decided to take him inside

I decided to take him inside
Hoping with me he would bide

I decided to take him inside
Hoping with me he would bide
But he ate all my socks

I decided to take him inside
Hoping with me he would abide
But he ate all my socks
Turned out to be a Fox

I decided to take him inside
Hoping with me he would abide
But he ate all my socks
Turned out to be a Fox
The lottery people had lied!

While writing my Christmas list

While writing my Christmas list
I found a few things I had missed

While writing my Christmas list
I found a few things I had missed
Some booze and some snacks

While writing my Christmas list
I found a few things I had missed
Some booze and some snacks
And some good music tracks

While writing my Christmas list
I found a few things I had missed
Some booze and some snacks
And some good music tracks
And some mistletoe so I can get kissed.

Father Christmas will soon be here

Father Christmas will soon be here
All happy and full of good cheer

Father Christmas will soon be here
All happy and full of good cheer
Will he eat the mince pie?

Father Christmas will soon be here
All happy and full of good cheer
Will he eat the mince pie?
If he does he might die

Father Christmas will soon be here
All happy and full of good cheer
Will he eat the mince pie?
If he does he might die
He will if he touches my beer

Stand by for the rain and the snow

Stand by for the rain and the snow
Well it is winter y’know

Stand by for the rain and the snow
Well it is winter y’know
Cold days ahead