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Dé javou is the name of the game
Dé javou is the name of the game
Someone’s having us on
No they aren’t, it’s a con

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Dé javou is the name of the game
Dé javou is the name of the game
Someone’s having us on
No they aren’t, it’s a con
Dé javou is the name of the game

I just had a feel in my pocket

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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket

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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
I rummaged some more

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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
I rummaged some more
Found a mouldy apple core

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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
I rummaged some more
Found a mouldy apple core
And part of a broken sprocket.

After having a big mug of tea

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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea

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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
It contained amphetamine

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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
It contained amphetamine
Smelt like Vaseline

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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
It contained amphetamine
Smelt like Vaseline
But I felt as fit as a flea.

I fancy a Chinese tonight

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I fancy a Chinese tonight
Washed down with a can of Sprite

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I fancy a Chinese tonight
Washed down with a can of Sprite
A tea towel for a bib

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I fancy a Chinese tonight
Washed down with a can of Sprite
A tea towel for a bib
While I eat my spare rib

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I fancy a Chinese tonight
Washed down with a can of Sprite
A tea towel for a bib
While I eat my spare rib
So my shirt stats all shiny and white

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Come on Rhian. Frame yerself and start the next one.

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Oh well, here we go . . .

A noise made me sit up in bed

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A noise made me sit up in bed
“What on earth could that be?” I said

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A noise made me sit up in bed
“What on earth could that be?” I said
It seems it was outside

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A noise made me sit up in bed
“What on earth could that be?” I said
It seems it was outside
So with eyes open wide

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A noise made me sit up in bed
“What on earth could that be?” I said
It seems it was outside
So with eyes open wide
I crept towards the door of the shed