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A witch went to get a new broom
Her old one had lost all it’s Zoom
Its get up and go
Till she stubbed her big toe

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A witch went to get a new broom
Her old one had lost all it’s Zoom
Its get up and go
Till she stubbed her big toe
So it got up and went, Ho, Ho, Ho.

There will be lots of banging tonight

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There will be lots of banging tonight
And give the animals more fright

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There will be lots of banging tonight
And give the animals more fright
They’ve closed off the road

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There will be lots of banging tonight
And give the animals more fright
They’ve closed off the road
Because of a Toad

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There will be lots of banging tonight
And give the animals more fright
They’ve closed off the road
Because of a Toad
And that’s how it’ll stay till daylight.

While walking the dogs one day

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While walking the dogs one day
I fancied a roll in the hay

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While walking the dogs one day
I fancied a roll in the hay
But tripped over a bale

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While walking the dogs one day
I fancied a roll in the hay
But tripped over a bale
Then stood on a nail

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While walking the dogs one day
I fancied a roll in the hay
But tripped over a bale
Then stood on a nail
So the passion soon went away. :slight_smile:

While defrosting his car one day

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While defrosting his car one day
He thought, Oh hurry up May

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While defrosting his car one day
He thought, Oh hurry up May
As he scraped at the ice

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While defrosting his car one day
He thought, Oh hurry up May
As he scraped at the ice
Thinking sun would be nice

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While defrosting his car one day
He thought, Oh hurry up May
As he scraped at the ice
Thinking sun would be nice
Instead it remained cloudy and grey

We’re in for more heavy rain

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We’re in for more heavy rain
Our weather is being a pain

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We’re in for more heavy rain
Our weather is being a pain
It’s that time of year

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We’re in for more heavy rain
Our weather is being a pain
It’s that time of year
And will get cold I fear

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We’re in for more heavy rain
Our weather is being a pain
It’s that time of year
And will get cold I fear
And next year will do it again

Dé javou is the name of the game

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Dé javou is the name of the game
Dé javou is the name of the game

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Dé javou is the name of the game
Dé javou is the name of the game
Someone’s having us on