On a night full of fireworks and rain
I wished I could fly off to spain
with me bucket ‘n’ spade
On a night full of fireworks and rain
I wished I could fly off to spain
with me bucket ‘n’ spade
And a pie freshly made
On a night full of fireworks and rain
I wished I could fly off to spain
with me bucket ‘n’ spade
And a pie freshly made
While whistling a natty refrain
My suitcase is full to the brim
My suitcase is full to the brim
But the forecast is rather grim
My suitcase is full to the brim
But the forecast is rather grim
Flip flops or wellies?
My suitcase is full to the brim
But the forecast is rather grim
Flip flops or wellies?
Must pack my smellies
My suitcase is full to the brim
But the forecast is rather grim
Flip flops or wellies?
Must pack my smellies
And silk undies, especially for him
Of all the bars in all the world
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
After just one wee bite
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
And a wonderful night
EZ beat you to it, Tezza. 
Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
After just one wee bite
And so my future unfurled.
It’s Monday again so soon
It’s Monday again so soon
In fact it will soon be noon
It’s those bl…dy ads between nearly every post. I can’t be bothered to scroll back.
It’s monday again so soon
Will feel better round about noon
It’s Monday again so soon
In fact it will soon be noon
Then I’ll have some lunch
It’s Monday again so soon
In fact it will soon be noon
Then I’ll have some lunch
And a bowl of Punch
It’s Monday again so soon
In fact it will soon be noon
Then I’ll have some lunch
And a bowl of Punch
Then go and howl at the moon
A witch went to get a new broom
A witch went to get a new broom
Her old one had lost it’s Zoom
A witch went to get a new broom
Her old one had lost all it’s Zoom
Its get up and go