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A blogger wrote some silly tales
About painting on eyebrows and nails
Bit odd for a bloke
There’s nowt queer as folk

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A blogger wrote some silly tales
About painting on eyebrows and nails
Bit odd for a bloke
There’s nowt queer as folk
It all seems to happen in Wales.

Maud fancied a day trip to Kent

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Maud fancied a day trip to Kent
So off to the station she went

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Maud fancied a day trip to Kent
So off to the station she went
She caught the 1st Class train

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Maud fancied a day trip to Kent
So off to the station she went
She caught the 1st Class train
Ended up on the isle of grain

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Maud fancied a day trip to Kent
So off to the station she went
She caught the 1st Class train
Ended up on the isle of grain
And found all her money was spent

Maud was desperate to get home

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Maud was desperate to get home
So off to the A20 did roam

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Maud was desperate to get home
So off to the A20 did roam
Where she thumbed a lift

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Maud was desperate to get home
So off to the A20 did roam
Where she thumbed a lift
With a man who was ‘pithed’

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Maud was desperate to get home
So off to the A20 did roam
Where she thumbed a lift
With a man who was ‘pithed’
Who had stolen a garden gnome

A gardener who stood on a rake

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A gardener who stood on a rake
As he was digging down by the lake

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A gardener who stood on a rake
As he was digging down by the lake
Got a smack in the eye

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A gardener who stood on a rake
As he was digging down by the lake
Got a smack in the eye
Which made him cry

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A gardener who stood on a rake
As he was digging down by the lake
Got a smack in the eye
Which made him cry
Like a big sissy, for goodness sake

Norman the Storeman was so cross

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Norman the Storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss

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Norman the Storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss
All over a stapler

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Norman the Storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss
All over a stapler
Which he nicked from a stationer

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No sensible rhyme with stapler . Hope no one minds the small change.:question:

Norman the storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss
All over a break
He wanted to take

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Norman the storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss
All over a break
He wanted to take
They stopped his pay - what a loss.

On a night full of fireworks and rain

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On a night full of fireworks and rain
I wished I could fly off to spain