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Remember to put back your clocks
Before you take off your socks
Then get into bed
That bed in your shed

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Remember to put back your clocks
Before you take off your socks
Then get into bed
That bed in your shed
Wearing a thick warm smock.

It’s 5 p.m. and it’s dark

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It’s 5 p.m. and it’s dark
And weather is looking a bit stark

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It’s 5 p.m. and it’s dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
It’s so bloomin’ cold

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It’s 5 p.m. and it’s dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
It’s so bloomin’ cold
The roof’s full of mould

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It’s 5 p.m. and it’s dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
It’s so bloomin’ cold
The roof’s full of mould
Now the flipping dogs started to bark

This EU craps getting a bore

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This EU craps getting a bore
I don’t want to hear any more

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This EU craps getting a bore
I don’t want to hear any more
But it’s bound to drag on

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This EU craps getting a bore
I don’t want to hear any more
But it’s bound to drag on
Will it ever be gone

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This EU craps getting a bore
I don’t want to hear any more
But it’s bound to drag on
Will it ever be gone
Time someone showed it the door

A member of parliament said

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A member of parliament said
‘This power has gone to my head’

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A member of parliament said
‘This power has gone to my head’
Forget any elections

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A member of parliament said
‘This power has gone to my head’
Forget any elections
‘Objections and defections’

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A member of parliament said
‘This power has gone to my head’
Forget any elections
‘Objections and defections’
We will argue until we are dead!

The Vicar smiled at his flock

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The Vicar smiled at his flock
Cooking some rice in a wok

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The Vicar smiled at his flock
Cooking some rice in a wok
The meals were all free

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The Vicar smiled at his flock
Cooking some rice in a wok
The meals were all free
With hot Jasmine tea

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The Vicar smiled at his flock
Cooking some rice in a wok
The meals were all free
With hot Jasmine tea
That smelt a bit like a wet sock

A blogger wrote some silly tales

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A blogger wrote some silly tales
About painting on eyebrows and nails

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A blogger wrote some silly tales
About painting on eyebrows and nails
Bit odd for a bloke