As the farmer leaned on his gate
He spotted Basil Braithwaite
He was flogging pork chops
From the edge of the crops
Even putting them on a plate!
While watching a play on TV
While watching a play on TV
The munchies came over me
While watching a play on TV
The munchies came over me
I tried to resist
While watching a play on TV
The munchies came over me
I tried to resist
By biting my fist
While watching a play on TV
The munchies came over me
I tried to resist
By biting my fist
Much cheaper than afternoon tea
I wear clean socks every day
I wear clean socks every day
And clean undies too I daresay
I wear clean socks every day
And clean undies too I daresay
by the end of the week
I wear clean socks every day
And clean undies too I daresay
by the end of the week
Pest controllers I seek
I wear clean socks every day
And clean undies too I daresay
by the end of the week
Pest controllers I seek
Cos I canāt get my shoes on. No way!
If all the cakes in the World
That Dongleās forgot the next line
I think we should give send him a fine
That Dongleās forgot the next line
I think we should give send him a fine
Are you sure Mups?
Oh Gawd, http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/emb/t1810.gif Iāve done it again!!
Humbly beg pardon dongle, please donāt disown me and I will not be horrid to you for one whole day. 
If all the cakes in the world
Stood in a row and unfurled
I shall enjoy that Mupsy.
If all the cakes in the world
Stood in a row and unfurled
Just think of the crumbs
If all the cakes in the world
Stood in a row and unfurled
Just think of the crumbs
All stuck in your gums
If all the cakes in the world
Stood in a row and unfurled
Just think of the crumbs
All stuck in your gums
And the icing around your tongue curled
Remember to put back your clocks
Remember to put back your clocks
Before you take off your socks
Remember to put back your clocks
Before you take off your socks
Then get into bed