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3541

“Is that the time, where’s the day gone”
‘‘No treats did I happen upon’’:cry:

3542

“Is that the time, where’s the day gone”
‘‘No treats did I happen upon’’
But now with a vodka I can chill

3543

“Is that the time, where’s the day gone”
‘‘No treats did I happen upon’’
But now with a vodka I can chill
Then perhaps one more I’ll fill

3544

“Is that the time, where’s the day gone”
‘‘No treats did I happen upon’’
But now with a vodka I can chill
Then perhaps one more I’ll fill
Then soon be drunk ere long

Thence to a well earned bed

3545

Thence to a well earned bed
On my pillow I lay my head

3546

Thence to a well earned bed
On my pillow I lay my head
So to sleep, perchance to dream

3547

Thence to a well earned bed
On my pillow I lay my head
So to sleep, perchance to dream
About strawberries and ice cream

3548

Thence to a well earned bed
On my pillow I lay my head
So to sleep, perchance to dream
About strawberries and ice cream
Or maybe I’ll build a new shed

So it’s off to the shops for a look

3549

So it’s off to the shops for a look
Where I found an interesting book

3550

So it’s off to the shops for a look
Where I found an interesting book
“How to build things like a pro”

3551

So it’s off to the shops for a look
Where I found an interesting book
“How to build things like a pro”
So thought I, I’ll give it a go

3552

So it’s off to the shops for a look
Where I found an interesting book
“How to build things like a pro”
So thought I will give it a go
But the bloke in the shop was a crook

The book had some pages torn out

3553

The book had some pages torn out
Done by some vandal, no doubt

3554

The book had some pages torn out
Done by some vandal, no doubt
It was the part that I needed

3555

The book had some pages torn out
Done by some vandal, no doubt
It was the part that I needed
But my complaint went unheeded

3556

The book had some pages torn out
Done by some vandal, no doubt
It was the part that I needed
But my complaint went unheeded
So the crook in the shop got a clout

The coppers turned up in a van

3557

The coppers turned up in a van
The crook looked around and then ran

3558

The coppers turned up in a van
The crook looked around and then ran
But he wasn’t quick enough

3559

The coppers turned up in a van
The crook looked around and then ran
But he wasn’t quick enough
Those cops knew their stuff

3560

The coppers turned up in a van
The crook looked around and then ran
But he wasn’t quick enough
Those cops knew their stuff
Now he’s spending the night in the can

The judge said now what have we here