Limericks. (New)

Picking himself up, he slunk away
But he would perfect his trick for another day
Or he’d learn something new

Picking himself up he slunk away
But he would perfect his trick for another day
So he practised all week

Picking himself up, he slunk away
But he would perfect his trick for another day
Or he’d learn something new
But he wasn’t sure what he’d do

Picking himself up, he slunk away
But he would perfect his trick for another day
Or he’d learn something new
But he wasn’t sure what he’d do
So he toddled off home in dismay.

Bert’s online order just came

Bert’s online order just came
But on opening the box, it burst into flame

Bert’s online order just came
But on opening the box, it burst into flame
It singed poor Bert’s beard

Bert’s online order just came
But on opening the box, it burst into flame
It singed poor Bert’s beard
Which made him look weird

Bert’s online order just came
But on opening the box, it burst into flame
It singed poor Bert’s beard
Which made him look weird
And he didn’t know who he could blame.

It’s getting near time for my swim

It’s getting near time for my swim
But weather is now looking grim

It’s getting near time for my swim
But weather is now looking grim
Think I’ll just watch TV

It’s getting near time for my swim
But weather is now looking grim
Think I’ll just watch TV
Stay out of the sea

It’s getting near time for my swim
But weather is now looking grim
Think I’ll just watch TV
Stay out of the sea
I will never be nice and slim.

It’s Autumn and chilly so soon

I’ts autumn and chilly so soon
And at night there’s this great big moon

It’s autumn and chilly so soon
And at night there’s this great big moon
So lovely to see

It’s autumn and chilly so soon
And at night there’s this great big moon
So lovely to see
Real joy it brings me

I’ts autumn and chilly so soon
And at night there’s this great big moon
So lovely to see
Real joy it brings me
I wish I was here with wee June

I’d maybe sing her a song

I’d maybe sing her a song
As we listen to the Owl’s song

I’d maybe sing her a song
As we listen to the Owl’s song
Too-wit to-woo, it went

I’d maybe sing her a song
As we listen to the Owl’s song
Too-wit to-woo, it went
I could hear it from Kent

(apologies for messing up the beginning.) :blush:

I’d maybe sing her a song
As we listen to the Owl’s song
Too-wit to-woo, it went
I could hear it from Kent
Where the other birds all sang along.

“Is that the time, where’s the day gone”