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3501

He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
" I did it! I did it!"
“That was tight fit”
Wine ruined of that no doubt

Off to the wine shop he went

3502

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent

3503

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
So he called at his bank

3504

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
So he called at his bank
And there his heart sank

3505

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
So he called at his bank
And there his heart sank
Cos the bank wouldn’t lend him a cent

So he went to his mate for a loan

3506

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone

3507

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
The shock made him jump

3508

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
The shock made him jump
The crone had the hump

3509

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
The shock made him jump
The crone had the hump
She thumped him he dropped like a stone.

3510

Next one please EZ? :smiley:

Oh, he’s gorn . .

3511

There was a young man from Ely

3512

There was a young man from Ely
On his bike, attempted a wheelie

3513

There was a young man from Ely
On his bike, attempted a wheelie
But, alas, it went wrong

3514

There was a young man from Ely
On his bike, attempted a wheelie
But, alas, it went wrong
And he ripped his new thong

3515

There was a young man from Ely
On his bike, attempted a wheelie
But, alas, it went wrong
And he ripped his new thong
Now he isn’t so touchy and feely

The lad thought he’d do something new

3516

The lad thought he’d do something new
So invited along quite a few

3517

The lad thought he’d do something new
So invited along quite a few
When he rode, feet aloft head down

3518

The lad thought he’d do something new
So invited along quite a few
When he rode, feet aloft head down
He so wished he was alone

3519

The lad thought he’d do something new
So invited along quite a few
When he rode, feet aloft head down
He so wished he was alone
'Cos when he fell he turned the air blue!

Picking himself up, he slunk away

3520

Picking himself up, he slunk away
But he would perfect his trick for another day