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Alf thought he’d try shopping online
Something from Amazon Prime

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Alf thought he’d try shopping online
Something from Amazon Prime
It turned up the next day

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Alf thought he’d try shopping online
Something from Amazon Prime
It turned up the next day
With a letter to say

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Alf thought he’d try shopping online
Something from Amazon Prime
It turned up the next day
With a letter to say
Ten percent off a bottle of wine

Alf thought well now that’s a good buy

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Alf thought well now that’s a good buy
I think I’ll give it a try

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Alf thought well now that’s a good buy
I think I’ll give it a try
But which one to choose

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Alf thought well now that’s a good buy
I think i’ll give it a try
But which one to choose
Or was it a ruse?

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Alf thought well now that’s a good buy
I think i’ll give it a try
But which one to choose
Or was it a ruse?
He chose Chardonnay, extra dry

The wine was sealed with a cork

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The wine was sealed with a cork
He tried to get out with a fork

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The wine was sealed with a cork
He tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might

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The wine was sealed with a cork
He tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might
It never went right

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The wine was sealed with a cork
He tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might
It never went right
He wanted some with his roast pork.

So then he tried poking it through

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The wine was sealed with a cork
he tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might
He gave up the fight

3494

So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe

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So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
But it still wouldn’t budge

3496

So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
But it still wouldn’t budge
And he felt such a drudge

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So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
But it still wouldn’t budge
And he felt such a drudge
Because he didn’t know what to do

He drilled the cork out

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He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout

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He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
" I did it! I did it!"

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He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
" I did it! I did it!"
“That was tight fit”