They trudged along, thumbing a lift
No-one stopped so they were a bit miffed
They trudged along, thumbing a lift
No-one stopped so they were a bit miffed
So they hopped on a train
They trudged along, thumbing a lift
No-one stopped so they got a bit miffed
so they hopped on a train
to get out of the rain
They trudged along, thumbing a lift
No-one stopped so they got a bit miffed
so they hopped on a train
to get out of the rain
And their journey back home was swift.
At Bingo, Bertha had a big win
At Bingo, Bertha had a big win
But had to share it with Beryl Flynn
At bingo, Bertha had a big win
But had to share it with Beryl Flynn
That will buy me a dress
At bingo, Bertha had a big win
But had to share it with Beryl Flynn
That will buy me a dress
Said best friend Jess
At bingo, Bertha had a big win
But had to share it with Beryl Flynn
That will buy me a dress
Said best friend Jess
And a case of decent gin
So off to Oddbins she went
So off to Oddbins she went
This will be money well spent
So off to Oddbins she went
This will be money well spent
I’ll get some bottles for hubby
So off to Oddbins she went
This will be money well spent
I’ll get some bottles for hubby
Despite him being quite tubby
So off to Oddbins she went
This will be money well spent
I’ll get some bottles for hubby
Despite him being quite tubby
Then maybe he’ll be nice, and relent.
Y’see, we had such a row last night
Y’see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
Y’see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
He just flops in that chair
Y’see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
He just flops in that chair
As if he don’t care
Y’see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
He just flops in that chair
As if he don’t care
But one day I’m sure he’ll see the light!
How the dogs barked at the postie one day
How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
He leapt out of his skin
How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
He leapt out of his skin
Hid behind a bin
How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
He leapt out of his skin
Hid behind a bin
When I saw him, he looked quite grey.
Alf thought he’d try shopping online