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So Fred got up and sat with Sal
As we know, Sal is one hell of a gal

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So Fred got up and sat with Sal
Who was known as a ā€˜good time galā€™

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So Fred got up and sat with Sal
As we know, Sal is one hell of a gal
But sheā€™d put on two stone

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So Fred got up and sat with Sal
As we know, Sal is one hell of a gal
But sheā€™d put on two stone
Though Fred didnā€™t moan

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So Fred got up and sat with Sal
As we know, Sal is one hell of a gal
But sheā€™d put on two stone
Though Fred didnā€™t moan
ā€œIā€™ll ask her for a drink, I shall.ā€

But Fred wasnā€™t having much luck
And Sal said - ā€œI like you, but clear off Chuckā€

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But Fred wasnā€™t having much luck
And said - ā€œI like you, but clear off Chuckā€
ā€œIā€™m dreading line fiveā€

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But Fred wasnā€™t having much luck
And Sal said - ā€œI like you, but clear off Chuckā€
ā€œIā€™m dreading line fiveā€
Think Iā€™ll go for a drive

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But Fred wasnā€™t having much luck
And Sal said - ā€œI like you, but clear off Chuckā€
ā€œIā€™m dreading line fiveā€
Think Iā€™ll go for a drive
Behave ! Get your mind out the muck

Now Fred was a man full of grit

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Now Fred was a man full of grit
But overweight and really unfit

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Now Fred was a man full of grit
Bur overweight and really unfit
To lose weight he tried

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Now Fred was a man full of grit
Bur overweight and really unfit
To lose weight he tried
But he liked his food fried

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Now Fred was a man full of grit
But overweight and really unfit
To lose weight he tried
But he liked his food fried
Heā€™d just have to cut down a bit

But that wasnā€™t easy for him

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But that wasnā€™t easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym?

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But that wasnā€™t easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym
But that cost so much

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But that wasnā€™t easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym
But that cost so much
Two hundred quid or some such

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But that wasnā€™t easy for him
Perhaps he should go to the gym
But that cost so much
Two hundred quid or some such
And all cos he wanted to be trim.

In the end he bought a new bike

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In the end he bought a new bike
And set off at dawn with friend Mike

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In the end he bought a new bike
And set off at dawn with friend Mike
Off to the coast they went

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In the end he bought a new bike
And set of at dawn with friend Mike
Off to the coast they went
Where Fredsā€™ new bike got a dent

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In the end he bought a new bike
And set of at dawn with friend Mike
Off to the coast they went
Where Fredsā€™ new bike got a dent
So big they had to hitchhike.

They trudged along, thumbing a lift