“Pint of bitter please Fred”
“But no, I’ll have a whisky instead”
“Make that a Jim Beam”
“Pint of bitter please Fred”
“But no, I’ll have a whisky instead”
“Make that a Jim Beam”
And I’ll sit here and dream
" Pint of bitter please Fred"
" But no, I’ll have a whiskey instead"
" Make that a Jim Beam"
And I’ll sit here and dream
By then I’ll be ready for bed.
I had a long bike ride today
I had a long bike ride today
Hope tomorrow my bum is okay
I had a long bike ride today
Hope tomorrow my bum is okay
It feels a bit sore
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Hah, 3 of us posted together. 
I had a long bike ride today
Hope tomorrow my bum is okay
It feels a bit sore
Does my painful back door
I had a long bike ride today
Hope tomorrow my bum is okay
It feels a bit sore
Does my painful back door
I should rreally have rested half way.
I glanced over a hedge and saw
I glanced over a hedge and saw
A courting couple in the raw
I glanced over a hedge and saw
A courting couple in the raw
I turned quickly away
I glanced over a hedge and saw
A courting couple in the raw
I turned quickly away
And left them to play
I glanced over a hedge and saw
A courting couple in the raw
I turned quickly away
And left them to play
Then a man playing golf shouted fore
The couple leapt up with a start
The couple leapt up with a start
“I think we’ve been spotted Sweetheart”
The couple leapt up with a start
“I think we’ve been spotted Sweetheart”
“Put your clothes back on”
The couple leapt up with a start
“I think we’ve been spotted Sweetheart”
“Put your clothes back on”
Said Susie to Ron
The couple leapt up with a start
“I think we’ve been spotted Sweetheart”
“Put your clothes back on”
Said Susie to Ron
“Me thinks it’s time to depart.”
I bought a new hoover last week
I bought a new hoover last week
The carpets were beginning to reek