By now quite a crowd were there
But alas, Percy’s parts were all bare
He stared at the crowd
By now quite a crowd were there
But alas, Percy’s parts were all bare
He stared at the crowd
Standing erect and proud
By now quite a crowd were there
But alas, Percy’s parts were all bare
He stared at the crowd
Standing erect and proud
Not even a blush - did he care?
One of the ladies passed out
One of the ladies passed out
Heart all a flutter no doubt
One of the ladies passed out
Heart all a flutter no doubt
Not in a long while
One of the ladies passed out
Heart all a flutter no doubt
Not in a long while
Had she had such a big smile
One of the ladies passed out
Heart all a flutter no doubt
Not in a long while
Had she had such a big smile
So she gave him a wink and a pout.
They pulled Percy out of the hole
They pulled Percy out of the hole
With the crowds getting out of control
They pulled Percy out of the hole
With crowds getting out of control
Are you feeling all right
They pulled Percy out of the hole
With crowds getting out of control
Are you feeling all right
You look such a sight
They pulled Percy out of the hole
With crowds getting out of control
Are you feeling all right
You look such a sight
That reminds me I need a flagpole
At this Percy thought deary me
At this Percy thought deary me
Was my willy all they could see?
At this Percy thought deary me
Was my willy all they could see?
He blushed and looked down
At this Percy thought deary me
Was my willy all they could see
He blushed and looked down
Then he said, with a frown
At this Percy thought deary me
Was my willy all they could see
He blushed and looked down
Then he said, with a frown
Well willy, now it’s just me and thee
Percy strode off down the road
Percy strode off down the road
Hoping to share his heavy load
Percy strode off down the road
Hoping to share his heavy load
When a thought sprang to mind
Percy strode off down the road
Hoping to share his heavy load
When a thought sprang to mind
Take a drink to unwind
Percy strode off down the road
Hoping to share his heavy load
When a thought sprang to mind
Take a drink to unwind
So he popped in ‘The Dog & Toad.’
“A pint of bitter please, Fred”
“A pint of bitter please, Fred”
“But no, I’ll have a whisky instead”